Hey Ladies, Men Hate Their Butts Too, OK?

I reject the term “skinny fat” for its inherent shaming connotations, but deep down I’m almost positive that’s what I am. I’ve hiked up all the pants and pulled even more of the shirts low, I’ve been through every compression T-shirt on the market, and I’ve added more layers than Anne Frank on moving day — whatever it took to hide my midsection. 

 

I Spoke with Dreamboat Extraordinaire CHRIS PRATT for SparkNotes about High Heels, Jerk Dinosaurs, & JurassicWorld!

I Spoke with Dreamboat Extraordinaire CHRIS PRATT for SparkNotes about High Heels, Jerk Dinosaurs, & JurassicWorld!

A dangerous asset is OUT OF CONTAINMENT—and no, it's not SparkLife's collective crush on Chris Pratt but the terrifying, genetically engineered monster-dino in Jurassic World, the thrilling Universal film out this Friday.

Drunk Supreme Bribing for Gay Marriage

Drunk Supreme Bribing for Gay Marriage

The three lone female justices, Elena Kagan, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Sonia Sotomayor, all firmly support the legalization of same-sex marriage. Their arguments in court today can be summed up as one big face palm followed by, “Seriously?!”