Before I was diagnosed with testicular cancer, my doctor thought the pain might be an STD. I told him that was highly unlikely, because, you know, you usually have to have sex to get a sexually transmitted disease.
The three lone female justices, Elena Kagan, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Sonia Sotomayor, all firmly support the legalization of same-sex marriage. Their arguments in court today can be summed up as one big face palm followed by, “Seriously?!”