Hey Ladies, Men Hate Their Butts Too, OK?

I reject the term “skinny fat” for its inherent shaming connotations, but deep down I’m almost positive that’s what I am. I’ve hiked up all the pants and pulled even more of the shirts low, I’ve been through every compression T-shirt on the market, and I’ve added more layers than Anne Frank on moving day — whatever it took to hide my midsection.