If you're interested in applying to date me, or have been referred to date me through a friend and/or ReTweet, fill out the application below. You'll receive a response at some point in the near future or next lifetime, whatever comes first. Thank you, and good luck. 

Name *
Name
Phone *
Phone
Do you think a hike is a good first date option? *
Do you think a hike is a good first date option?
Cats are just as good as dogs. *
Cats are just as good as dogs.
Pizza is better than sex. *
Pizza is better than sex.
In the last week, you've sent a dick pic... *
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This is your opportunity to impress me, or thoroughly offend me. Enjoy.